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Aperture Science Shower Curtain

by on November 30, 2011
 

Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science curtain factory. We here at Aperture Science pride ourselves in how much science (and how little mercury) we put into our shower curtains. This vinyl shower curtain will certainly protect the rest of your bathroom from any shower catastrophes such as dropping the shower head and/or blood splatter caused by homicidal maniacs.

The curtain’s white color and Aperture Science logo are what make this product the centerpiece of any home. Neighbors, friends, and family will be green with envy because of your fashionable shower curtain. It’s also easy to use and has a no mess set up. So come on! What are you waiting for? Buy your Aperture Science shower curtain TODAY!

DISCLAIMER:
The Aperture Science shower curtain contains less than 1% mercury. Please do not rub your face against or lick the Aperture Science shower curtain. Aperture Science is not liable for any brain disorders caused after your purchase of the Aperture Science shower curtain. The Aperture Science shower curtain is not meant for children under the age of 8. Do not let newborns or babies under the age of 3 to chew on the Aperture Science shower curtain. Do not attempt to kill anyone who is using the Aperture Science shower curtain. Aperture Science is also not liable for any deaths caused by or in a shower with the Aperture Science shower curtain.

If you have any questions please call the Aperture Science customer service line at 1-800-MIA-CARA.

[Think Geek]

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