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access_time October 18, 2011 at 9:42 AM in Culture by Ramon Aranda

Plush Portal Turret Won’t Kill You

Get a load of this plush, Portal turret!

This 14.5″ high turret doesn’t want to shoot you in the face.  No, it only wants to sleep with you, in that “I like you as a friend” kind of way.

The Plush Portal Turret is set to be released in December via ThinkGeek and will only set you back $29.99.

Not content with just sitting there and staring at you, the turret also talks!   It’s an official Portal 2 piece of merchandise so expect some of the nice little catchphrases from the game to be part of the Plush Portal Turret’s vocabulary.


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