I was a child and she was a child in a kingdom by the Sea.

 13 year old Anna-Lee Kehoe of Brideport has died of a heart attack shortly after playing her Xbox. Did the Xbox kill her somehow? The headlines and slant of British trash rag The Sun would have you believe so, but considering the recent downfall of News of the World and the ensuing media hell-storm, we now know that British gossip rags are less than reliable (or ethical in practice for that matter). Of her death, her father stated,

“I was speaking to Anna-Lee ten minutes before and she was fine. She was playing on the Xbox then went to the toilet. When she came back she said she couldn’t breathe and collapsed. We phoned an ambulance and her mum tried to do CPR on her but she never woke up again. They are not sure what caused it. As far as we know she was perfectly healthy apart from her asthma. She didn’t even have the sniffles.”

There is no word yet on the cause of death, but a picture of an Xbox is featured next to her picture in The Sun.

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